Veal Tender

Fade up to wide shot of couple walking out of restaurant, happily chatting

Narrator: I don’t know why I had to answer that customer comment card so honestly,

Fast choppy time rewind to zoom in on mouth chewing tough meat

Narrator: But hey,

Fast choppy forward to zoom on pen writing on customer comment comment card “veal could have been more tender”

Narrator: the veal could have been more tender.

Fast forward to couple walking out of restaurant, with cook in apron and hat walking out of restaurant carrying a cleaver.

Cook: (Bristol accent) The veal could have been more tender, eh?

Cook raises cleaver and charges. Shot pauses on cook.

Narrator: Why does shit like this always happen to me?

To be continued…