Ben Harper Coming to An Amphitheatre Near You !!!

Ben....headliner for the Zooma Tour which hits the Molson Amphitheatre Tuesday July 19th.

Zooma Tour

Tue. July 19, 2005
Molson Amphitheatre
Toronto, ONT
w/ Jurassic 5, G. Love & Special Sauce, More Artists to be Announced!
Ticket Price: $32.50 lawn / $47.50 reserved
Doors at 3:00PM
Tickets go on sale Friday, May 13 @ 2:00 PM
This is an all ages show. Tickets will be available at the Molson Amphitheatre box office, Ticketmaster charge by phone 416.870.8000, online at www.ticketmaster.ca and www.hob.ca, and all Ticketmaster outlets.

Veal Tender Part 2

Fade to black. Bold white font: “ONE WEEK AGO” Fade up to wide shot of main character (Kiram Berman) walking up to strip mall. Store front is an Aquatic Centre, called, “Ricard Brenson Swimming”.

Shot transition to inside reception area for swim club. Walls are lined with dark-coloured wood paneling – the plastic kind. A woman sits behind the reception desk, made of the same coloured veneer as the walls. Background musak plays quietly.

Receptionist: May I help you?
Kiram: My name is Kiram Berman. I’m here for my interview with Mr. Brenson.
Receptionist: I’ll let him know you are here. (picks up microphone, slight feedback over PA system) Mr. Brenson to the office, please, Mr. Brenson to the office, please. To Kiram: Have a seat, sir.

Kiram takes seat and peers through glass door behind reception into pool area. Appears to be a seniors “aqua-fit” course in progress. A man in a burgundy speedo approaches door, opens it, and moves towards Kiram.

Mr. Brenson: Mr. Berman, I presume? (extends hand) Come on in to my office.

Ricard Brenson is a robust man, late 40s, wearing a speedo one size too small. He is also sporting white athletic socks shoved into adidas shower sandals, and an oversize sport watch. His hair is shaggy, dyed a strawberry blonde, matching a full (yet trim) beard. It is clear that he is trying to look like Richard Branson, but not quite pulling it off. Camera follows Mr. Brenson showing Kiram into his office. The walls are lined with photos of Mr. Brenson with various people, none of which look famous.

To be continued...

PSP - Revolutionary !

OK I neeeeeed one of these. Ridiculous, played around with one yesterday. Too cool. Everyone is going to have one of these....

PSP

If two people have them in the same room and only one person owns the game, you can still both play !

C.

Falsetto StaG?

What news? Is this thing happening on Saturday? Is there a plan, or are we flying off the cuff on this bad boy?

Darth Vader's blog

My friend MFDH has started a blog that is Vader's online diary...

The Darth Side

Veal Tender

Fade up to wide shot of couple walking out of restaurant, happily chatting

Narrator: I don’t know why I had to answer that customer comment card so honestly,

Fast choppy time rewind to zoom in on mouth chewing tough meat

Narrator: But hey,

Fast choppy forward to zoom on pen writing on customer comment comment card “veal could have been more tender”

Narrator: the veal could have been more tender.

Fast forward to couple walking out of restaurant, with cook in apron and hat walking out of restaurant carrying a cleaver.

Cook: (Bristol accent) The veal could have been more tender, eh?

Cook raises cleaver and charges. Shot pauses on cook.

Narrator: Why does shit like this always happen to me?

To be continued…

Caption Contest #2!

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Originally uploaded by Slippy McGavin.

So Dubby sucked back his Almond Crunch prize for contest #1. How about throwin' down a caption on this puppy?

Now this is business casual.

Hasselhoff, you handsome bastard.

Check out the 50 ways to get fired from thephatphree.com.

New London Drive-thru

Heard on the radio this morning that London is about to get a Beer Store drive-thru. Just in time for the May 24 weekend.

In other news, I've been having a weird issue with my iPod. Whenever I start a playlist (or even just select an artist or genre, etc.) it seems to skip the first few songs. In fact, a few times I have hit play, and it just looks like it skips through the entire playlist. Strange, no?

This is GOOD SHIT !

Have a read of this - and make sure to read the feedback and comments at the bottom.

Srtiped Shirt

(I cant take credit for this....courtesy of Ms. Christa Perritt)

Have a killer weekend biyatches !

Woods.

Scrolling Belt Buckle

Check out this link:

Scrolling Belt Buckle

I want one.

There Will Be A Light - Live at the Apollo DVD

Not that I had to overcome a whole lot of hesitation or anything, but unlike anything else Ben has released, I DID NOT purchase this the first day it was available....I waited until the second day.

And I am NOT dissapointed by the purchase at all !

I think we all probably share the same kind of skepticism or trepidation of Bens lastest release of There Will Be a Light. Its good, but its not the Ben we know and love ? Im assuming you have both listened to the cd, if you dont already own it ? Its good, but I dont love it like a Fight For Your Mind or Will to Live ?

So I bought the DVD concert performance of Ben and the Blind Boys....with some hesitation. TRUST ME....dont hesitate ! This is LIVE BEN HARPER AND HE DOES NOT DISSAPOINT. Outstanding concert performance of There Will Be A Light. Ben oozes more SOUL than I have ever seen !

Dubby - I'm sure we'll catch at least a few songs this weekend....

C.