Colin's Boombastic Backyard BBQ Bash, Part 2

I might have a line on a near-sighted midget. Will keep you in the loop. The Toronto bus is booked for a Friday departure, and the squeeze cheese is on ice.

Woods - are there any further accoutrements that a bash of this magnitude may require? Are you still planning the cream-corn wrestling pit, or are you substituting in the water-polo match with the vodka watermelon?

Can't wait to grease up. Leopard-skin thong is packed.